Calling All Patriots

Monthly Competitions

No gimmicks. No cringe. Just good pub banter, judged by a panel, and proper recognition.

This Month

March 2026

Best Toast to Britain

Film a 15-second video of your table raising a pint and delivering the most stirring, ridiculous, or heartfelt toast to Britain. Judged by our panel. The winning toast gets printed on the next run of beermats.

Prize: Your toast immortalised on 10,000 beermats
Rules: Video must be 15 seconds or under. Must feature at least one pint. Keep it pub-appropriate.

Judged by panel — this is a skill competition, not a lottery. No purchase necessary to enter.

Most Travelled Beermat

Take one of our beermats somewhere unexpected and snap a photo. The more creative, the better. Top of a mountain? Wedding reception? Space? We've seen it all.

Prize: A framed certificate and pub bragging rights
Rules: Photo must clearly show a Pint & Protect beermat. One entry per person per month.

Judged by panel — this is a skill competition, not a lottery. No purchase necessary to enter.

Submit Your Entry

Upload your video or photo to YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, or any public URL, then paste the link below.